Bingo!

How's everybody doing? Anybody get arrested yet?

Projections

So the new projections came out today, as I'm sure you're all aware. By chance did anyone elses go up? They did at one of our schools (the one we've already been at the last two days). Thoughts?

Team Fat Barry

Hey guys. Hows everyone with the big ass trucks doin out there? We started calling ours The Beast. I guess it is convenient in ways...we don't have to pack stuff too tight, which is great since at the end of the day we're so pissed about everything that we just start wailing stuff in. And we gave ourselves trucker nicknames: Buck and Cookie. But seriously, fuck driving in cities!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luckily the other half of our team drove us into Richmond, hitting every curb on the way, nearly taking out a few young ladies, and making a mom in a mini van very very angry.

Any of yall enjoying the hurricane? We're inland but it's pretty shitty out. Super windy. Really rainy. Our only day off in 2 weeks. Giddy up.

Oh and how about the earthquake? My first earthquake!

So team Fat Barry has checked off two Bingo blocks!!!! First, we got Matt! Matt is pretty awesome. We got way more training from him in 20 minutes than we did from our week in Stroudsburg. And last night I was able to trade a poster for an awesome tshirt and nachos!

Other than that we've been avoiding weigh stations (and luckily not driving much in general...). Also at an all girls school in Virginia we had to turn away helpers which was a shock to us since we had to get down on our knees and beg people at our first school to help....girl power ain't nuttin to fuck wit, I guess! We got loaded in like twenty minutes and it was awesome. We hit our projection there too! Whaaaaaa.

Ok...we're trying to keep up an optimistic attitude, but it's pretty hard. My feet feel like they're both broken and my knees....I think this is how they'd feel if I had knee replacements put in and then started walking on them two days later? I'm not sure....but I'm pretty sure.

Icing on the cake: we just found some watermelon lube under our bed!!!!!!! Haahhahahahahahahahahahhh!!!!!!!

Good luck out there folks.

-Fat Barry

the hungry knife.

- bikini skrill

Team Bikini Skrill

Ok so, after 2 days of blistering sun and heavy fucking boxes and yuppie college kids, we end our third day early with a freak wind storm that blows a ton of shit (the posters, the poster from the display books, the display books, the tapestry rack, boxes holding pulled-but not wanted posters, NOT PUTTING THEM BACK, to save my thumbs. and maybe like a million cards/pencils.) We were lucky enough to get 3 "student helpers" to help us load the truck in like 10 minutes. we gave them like 15 damaged posters. 25mph gusts make for bad poster pulling. the worst is our last sale ends at 8pm so we can drive 4.5 hours into the mountains to get to the next sale at 8am where we still don't have any word from a sponsor. In fact, most of our contracts have no numbers on them either. and it took some persistent days of texting to get any contact info. Seems like they won't mind if we take the day off and actually get a full nights sleep and some desperately needed repacking/taping/wound licking/wtf ever done. xSUCKIT BTDUB!x

TtM

What's up?

Did you know that a bunch of teams have quit or been taken off the road?
This shit is falling apart as fast as those posters are falling off the books.
Ya'll have taped all those posters to the books right? what a pain.
How does everyone feel about this new filing system?
I can't say I like it. it's just more work for me to do.
And i do enough work already damnit for $350/wk and 1.5% commission.
WTF?
At least I've got 5 new bruises and sleep deprivation causing deliriousness which leads to giggle fits about burritos.
C'mon people. Let's hear what you got to say. Cuz poster jobbin is lookin like a lost art the way this company is running it into the ground.

-daligaga wings

p.s.: TAKE OUT GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY fuck that poster. fuck that poster.

BINGO for Fall 2011!

If anyone with the bingo board has a digital camera you should be so kind as to upload it on here for anyone else to see?? My phone I incapable of any such technology!

welcome to 2011

Hey yall, anyone still reading this? team future ex-lovers here only a few hours from stroudsburg after the shit show of getting on the road yesterday. we got one of those horrible trucks that is just barely legal without a CDL licence. It has air brakes and is terrifying. We want to quit if we can't switch it. Our first sale is worth half of our projection and starts in two days.

this is our first (and last, swear to god,) time with this company. can anyone give any insight into how or why the organization was this arbitrary?