The days blend together. I feel we are alongside our other comrades with the prospects of reaching our projections as possible as Michelle getting hit by a meteor. Students sink their tendrils into the posters with ferocity, flinging them between other pages and crumpling them upon the ground faster than our slacker selves are capable of attending to. Although one of the many uncomfortably polite students at the theological seminary upon finding a discarded poster brought it to us saying "Maybe someone decided they didn't want to buy it? I don't know why someone would leave it there!" She is not long for this world I fear.
We try, and yet still, we find ourselves in defeat.
You really haven't seen the bottom until you've seen the casino cover band singing "What I Got" by Sublime. Well into their 50s, and the guitarist oblivious to the equipment malfunctions silencing his 760th guitar solo of the night, the crowd of 4 tipsy midwestern moms danced on. This was the soundtrack to our gambling binge that, accented with bowling, free drinks, and mathematical strategies, was a resounding success. Warrant and Skid Row will be performing on 9/11. Never Forget.
Our most hopeful moment was framing lil wayne and adorning him with a sign asking the apathetic collegiate youth for solidarity and support for our stolen comrade. Along with a constant stream of his verses from our speakers, sales of his visage skyrocketed.
Free lil wayne
Free all prisoners
Eric M. Taylor Center (EMTC)
Dwayne Carter NYSID# 02616544L
10-10 Hazen Street
East Elmhurst, NY 11370
www.weezythanxyou.com
-Räwk▲Läwßzter
the falling poster picture made me crack up in front of the computer screen. i feel bad and that's happened to me in the past, but a funny photo nonetheless.
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