Oh, What a day.

So this is what it is. Some firsts, sadly for this year.

-$325.47 in one purchase. plus a $10 tip for Sniffles and myself

-Cold hole cave/river jumping with woowoo master after they gave us crystals to focus our energy in. Then on the ride back a huge presentation about how Mt. Shasta has good crystal zones or something and because of that the water that flows down into humbolt and other marijuana producing counties there are good vibes and what not, i'm not really sure but i was really amused. and i think that sniffles was truly interested.

-Sniffles played the game that goes like this: i'm on poster tour and having the best time of my life and i can't believe i've been so lucky to get this job, i know it's cause of the companies ability to pick out the best of the best, and that i have such an amazing romantic relationship that is so full of love and connection and playfulness and understanding and being up front and honest and yeah for me fun. that my life is swimming down happiness river and there is glitter and sunshine and free ice cream and head rubs all day and sponsors are actually helpful and projections are all $50 everyday and life is beautiful. but then in reality this is bullshit and the opposite happened and life sucks and anyone can get this job and fuck.

Addition via sniffles request:
"i got dumped via text at a knights inn, in tennessee. Fuck. Shit. Like really how the fuck am i suppose to have fun. This is bullshit, no like really, this is fucking stupid. Why the shit do we do this year after year, i just don't understand what is wrong with us."-Sniffles

"I don't know what you're talking about, i'm having a blast and my polish girlfriend sends me emails. And we have another home-tel without a fridge and i love pizza." Smiles

"you're bullshit, complete bullshit." - Sniffles

"plus he's a coward"- Sniffles after 15 minutes of silence cause Smiles was scared to say anything.