What the fuck is up with college kids eating ice cream all day, every day? It's unbelievable. Today, before rubber-band-shooting practice, I started keeping a tally of all the soft-serve eaters that came through the salel. 15 before the clock struck noon. I stopped counting after the tally reached 50. Is there a correlation between twisty cone consumption and love of beer pong? The mind reels.
The best was the girl who made me hold her disgusting half eaten ice cream cone while I was ringing her up so she could go through her coin purse. She then insisted that I write her a $10 cash receipt because her dad said she should always get a receipt. Also, she suggested to me that we should just buy frames from wall-mart so that we could always have them in stock. she was pissed that we were out of the size she was looking for.
ReplyDeletewhere did you find that photo? dude in the photo is totally my buddy cliff from pittsburgh. he also makes a cameo appearance in the rock n roll band playing guitar in the feature film ADVENTURELAND. ha, awesome
ReplyDeleteCash receipt girl should have had her ice cream cone accidentally dropped onto the House poster that she was no doubt purchasing.
ReplyDeleteThe photo was just a result of Google Image search "ice cream cones". Internet celebrity!
Quick update from IceCream University - today a student group is giving away free Root Beer Floats outside of our sale. Keeping my eyes peeled for double-fisted Ice Cream consumption. Holy cow.
ReplyDeletewoah! totally can't believe we aren't the only ones who have noticed and been completely freaked out by this behavior.
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