Friday, September 3, 2010

YOU JUST PULL THEM OUT OF THE BOOK, DUMBASS

So this kid brings this poster up to the register...
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and then he tells me "hey, I really like your tattoos."
Creepy? nahhhhh...

In other news... We met some oogles today outside of the super 8. Sonic asks them what is there to do around here and the one with the bloody face and nearly swollen shut eye says "not much, but my buddy in room 234 does some pretty sweet free tats *points to face* but other than that it's just drinking under the bridge" no, really. I couldn't make that up.

best interaction of the day...
blonde college lady wearing tie-dye: "ya'll got anything redneck?"
tails: "well, we've got a half naked ladys ass crack in front of a truck bed print?"
college lady: "yeah! thats perfect! he'll love it!"

So far my patience for people asking how to get a copy of L-whatever or dropping L-whatever on the floor is wearing poster-thin, and my patience for the no-barcode bullshit they're sending us from the warehouse is worn almost as thin as the ridiculous excuse for fair pay they've been running on us. 
but we may have hit a p-tour record with our 20 minute sale load-out today. win.

-team stickbug

2 comments:

  1. We loaded out in fifteen minutes the other night, but we had two buff dudes helping us...

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  2. We also loaded out in 15 minutes thanks to a team of high school boarding students. One of the boys also told my partner "you're my girlfriend now." Which we think totally counts as getting asked on a date by a stranger. Bingo square! Pretty awesome

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