One week left...

     Last night I had a dream we hit projection. This was probably fueled from the fact that we missed our 100% by a fraction, despite staying late and begging the schools population of under 1000 to buy more. You know those small schools where you see the same people three or four times a day? It was one of those, made extra interesting by the fact that a huge population of the school was foreign. It figures, one of the alumni from this school was the jackass who invented the parking meter, so it sounds like they're constantly figuring out new torture schemes. Lure students from other countries into the middle of nowhere in the midwest...

 We did start taking new currency. Our sales have skyROCKETED.

-Räwk▲Läwßzter